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I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.




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And what did you learn about dropping the soap in jail?

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And what did you learn about dropping the soap in jail?





he is still doing it

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And what did you learn about dropping the soap in jail?

To wear soap on a rope?

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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.


Funny...but I've never heard this line before...and I've heard many of them.


Maybe, what you heard was little voices in your head, based on wishes and desires and things of that nature.

Maybe...your needy.

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I heard if an old man gives a young girl his willy he gets 10yrs in the slammer...and we are back to dropping the soap.



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2/2/2017 9:26:22 AMpeur de la rencontre avec mon bebe Valentine's Day? 
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You can still immigrate to France, and avoid dropping the soap.



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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.








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Butt hurt^^^^^your not a girl, but glad to see your daddy got the 10 years anyway....and we see how you got your name too.


....



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Quote from burt_hurt:
And what did you learn about dropping the soap in jail?
are u insinuating that because the OP is from N Carolina he has been incarcerated??...

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are u insinuating that because the OP is from N Carolina he has been incarcerated??...


Well no, I was basing it on his skin color

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Well no, I was basing it on his skin color
...okay for a moment I thought u were being prejudice

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No, just a realist as always!

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Funny...but I've never heard this line before...and I've heard many of them.


Maybe, what you heard was little voices in your head, based on wishes and desires and things of that nature.

Maybe...your needy.
I'm sure it's online because I posted it it 2010.

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^^^^^^that may be true...but that doesn't mean anyone took it to heart or paid any real attention to it.

That's the difference here.

A saying doesn't come to being, unless it catches on across the board.

Its like a tree falling in the forest....if no one heard it. Then it was silent.



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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.
This is true. Don't eat the cookies unless your ready for marriage

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Thinking about this seriously for a moment you best avoid ANY girl who has cookies. Ownership of cookies suggests she's going to be a fatty in later life if she's already stuffing unhealthy food in her gut.

..now if she gives you a tossed salad

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Quote from easttowest72:
This is true. Don't eat the cookies unless your ready for marriage


Now wait a minute here.

If your equating sperm to candy and cookies to a baby and having to marry....like in back in the days.

That counteracts everything else you say on here, pertaining to the new ways of the woman's world...and etc.

" I don't need a man, so I'm not marrying him, just because I got pregnant by him."....and etc.


Make up your mind, before you lose all credibility.

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I have eaten well over a hundred different boxes of cookies and only married 1

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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.


Yep,true story. ..be careful who you give your candy too.

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Quote from flatheadone:
I have eaten well over a hundred different boxes of cookies and only married 1


And there are plenty of guys who gave girls candy....but didn't marry them.

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Quote from bumblebee7:
Now wait a minute here.

If your equating sperm to candy and cookies to a baby and having to marry....like in back in the days.

That counteracts everything else you say on here, pertaining to the new ways of the woman's world...and etc.

" I don't need a man, so I'm not marrying him, just because I got pregnant by him."....and etc.


Make up your mind, before you lose all credibility.
I was trying to be funny .. I Dont believe in having kids outside of marriage. Was never my intention of raising my kids alone. Alot of women didn't. Men don't have the same concern for family and offspring that women do. So, women learn to do everything alone. I've been divorced for 5 years and I'm not jumping into marriage just to be married. My life is good. I occasionally have tough days. Last month I had a day where I worked, took my daughter to the Dr, collected rent, cleaned the house, cooked, took trash to the dump and alot of other things. The only thing missing was a crying a** man wanting me to take care of him also. If I ever get married again, the man Will pull his own weight and be fun to be around.

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Quote from easttowest72:
This is true. Don't eat the cookies unless your ready for marriage
you figured out where I was going with this fast.

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Yeah that was quite a conundrum...

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Quote from easttowest72:
I was trying to be funny .. I Dont believe in having kids outside of marriage. Was never my intention of raising my kids alone. Alot of women didn't. Men don't have the same concern for family and offspring that women do. So, women learn to do everything alone. I've been divorced for 5 years and I'm not jumping into marriage just to be married. My life is good. I occasionally have tough days. Last month I had a day where I worked, took my daughter to the Dr, collected rent, cleaned the house, cooked, took trash to the dump and alot of other things. The only thing missing was a crying a** man wanting me to take care of him also. If I ever get married again, the man Will pull his own weight and be fun to be around.


Well...a piece of advice then....don't take the above to be topic material to become a stand up comic.

It just won't go over well enough to become a successful career, unless you know of city, where at least 60 percent of the population are jaded women.

....



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Quote from im7:
you figured out where I was going with this fast.



I figured this out from the get go.

but I didn't respond to it as such.

Because its a notion based on old time beliefs and may not apply to these days from either side of the gender spectrum....

and because there was no humor or fun in answering it on what it was based on.

Others here, might have seen the same thing, but not answered in that regard too...either for the same reasons or ones of their own.



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Bumble what you call jaded, I call wise. I think it's possible for people to still have relationships. Alot of women were taught to be givers and never think of themselves. That seems to change around 40.
To be serious about the topic. Seems the op knows the woman wants more than he is willing to give. So, I think he should be honest and not eat the cookies.

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Call it whatever you like.

Whatever it is....its obviously not working.

When that's the case, you can't tag it with being wise, if the objective isn't working.



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How is it not working?
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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.


Good to know, so no accepting candies or cookies on Valentines Day from boys, Got it!

Yeah mine plans are work from 9a-6p, pick up something for dinner then go to the 7:20 showing of the new John Wick happily alone !!!

No dressing up, no expectations, no shopping, no cooking, no freezing trying to pose in sexy lingerie, no trying to shed off winter pounds so I look good in sexy lingerie, no having to try out some weird kink stuff that he saw in a porno.

There are so many perks to being single on Valentines Day!

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Quote from im7:
I've heard: if a boy buys a girl candy and she gives him her cookies, he has to marry her.


Only if there's a possibility of you getting a buck shot in either or both butt cheeks

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Valentine's day I'll be working then going home to cook and clean for my family. Watching tv with my daughter that night.
I wonder if companies make less when Valentine's day is on an odd day like Tuesday. How many people will actually go out, knowing they have to get up the next morning.

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You should have them doing the cleaning while you're out working! get the little brats learning how to work for a living!
wow....your an idiot. My son works 56 hours a week and my daughter will be at school. You on the other hand seem to have plenty of time. I'm guessing your mom didn't teach you to work.

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Quote from burt_hurt:
Well no, I was basing it on his skin color

I’ve got you your favorite. On the back of the package it says” it tastes as good as it is for you”. You seem to have a cyber crush on me, so I got you some soap that you can eat.

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If he works 56hrs a week why is he still living with mommy!

As for your daughter...is she at school 24/7??? hmmm??

quand l orient rencontre l occident You on the other hand seem to have plenty of time. I'm guessing your mom didn't teach you to work.


She taught me to work smarter, not harder ...a lesson your son could use by the sounds of it..



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No but she can't clean while I'm at work because she is at school. He lives with me because he wants to. When he choose to get married and have a family, he gets this house. No reason to pay rent to a stranger till then.

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East, I just "read you". Are you mixed, or were both your parents black?

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my pics are up. Look for yourself

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eh? I wasn't talking about your valentines day plans...I was talking about your mooching son!...unless he IS your valentines day plans...

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riiiiight


Your posts are "up", too.

It only requires a simple answer, East --- are both of your parents black?



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Yes, all mommy's boys do...in the basement?



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She can do it when she gets home then while you're doing the cooking. (did you really need help with that difficult conundrum?)

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Yes, all mommy's boys do...in the basement?
The only basement is in the house I gave my daughter. Dont be an a** because your parents never helped you. You'll survive...alone

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